Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Exit Curmudgeon.

doodle #10: 02.22.2007

Last week, I got to hang out live and in person with The Chronic Curmudgeon. He had something going on in the Times Square area, so we planned to meet at Haru, a "Modern Japanese Fusion Restaurant". Or, as I like to call it, "the sushi place across from the Yahoo sign". The food is fantastic, but the acoustics suck. One listen, and we high-tailed it to an Irish pub a few blocks east, where we drank and ate cheeseburgers. This was clearly a much better choice.

Until the woman who was pouring out of all available oddly-ruffled seams of her white blouse walked by. Then there was some indigestion.

So what's my point? Mudge has retired the Mudge Blog. He's making some career moves and sees the wisdom in not having his interior monologue fully accessible to anyone with a tin cup and a wire. Good move, dude.

I, on the other hand, am saddened that I will not have his completely random lists of musical opinions pre-written for me to argue each morning. "The Humpty Dance" on a list of top Hits of One Hit Wonders? Shaaaaaame, you.

Of course, this just means I will get to harass him more via email and other e-tools of musical ambush. And glorify opinions that I announce, at this point, purely to annoy the ever-living dissonance out of him. SURE, The Ataris had every right to cover "Boys of Summer". And "Breakfast at Tiffany's"--poetry. Absolute poetry, I tell you.

Heh. It was so easy to play devil's advocate on the Mudge blog.

Anyhoo, rumor has it, Mudge is still going to be frequenting the Jill Blog and contributing to the war of the sexes that my comments boxes normally evolve into. And I feel fortunate to have him around and call him a friend. So let's bid a fond farewell to his lil corner of cyberspace, and welcome the itinerant Curmudgeon whenever his busy-ness allows him to throw Y chromosome poo here in Jill-land.

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5 Comments:

  • Your comments aren't a battle of the sexes, it's more like a tense border standoff with duals of wit and Flickr accounts.

    By Blogger Casey, At Wed Feb 28, 01:40:00 PM 2007  

  • Casey: Excellent description, as usual.

    Whoever was pretending to be Spiffy: Not for one millisecond did I think that was actually him.

    By Blogger Jill, At Wed Feb 28, 10:48:00 PM 2007  

  • Whoever's pretending to be Spiff... not cool.

    Anyway, Jill, thank you for the very kind words - and for making the time to hang out last week. It was great to "meet" you in person.

    And the Ataris are still guilty of crimes against a classic. ;-)

    I'll miss you, but we'll definitely be in touch and I will see you when I am back in town.

    By Blogger The Chronic Curmudgeon, At Thu Mar 01, 08:13:00 AM 2007  

  • And now the official song: Exit Curmudgeon ("sang" to the melody of Metallica's Enter Sandman)

    Say your prayers little one
    Britney Spears is a bum
    More Alba for everyone!

    Religious nutjobs wanna win
    Claim to keep you free from sin
    As long as the dollars come.

    Sleep with one eye open
    Always keep Bush in Sight

    Exit Light
    Enter Night
    Detroit’s my land
    New York Will Never Get Me Back Again!

    I’m never wrong, always right
    Hair bands live the life
    Poison, Winger and don’t forget Queensryche

    I’m anti-war, Cheney’s a liar
    I’ll put his feet to the fire
    Laughing while he burns into night

    Sleep with an eye on Rumsfeld
    If you see him punch him with all your might.

    Exit light
    Enter night
    The Motor City’s Where I Stand
    New York Will Never Get Me Back Again

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    Pray the lord my soul to keep
    If Bonds gets indicted before I wake
    The Baseball Gods have my soul to take

    Hush little baby, don't say a word
    And never mind that noise you heard
    It’s just the White House violating your rights
    They want your secrets they want your life!

    Exit light
    Enter night
    I love hair bands!

    Exit light
    Enter night
    Detroit’s My Land
    New York Will Never Get Me Back Again

    By Blogger Corey, At Thu Mar 01, 01:11:00 PM 2007  

  • Very well said, Jill. And I echo your sentiments exactly.

    Well, except for having the honor of sharing a burger at an Irish pub, naturally. But a girl can dream, can't she? ;-)

    By Anonymous Jennifer, At Thu Mar 01, 06:31:00 PM 2007  

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