These are the kind of people I'm friends with.

"Somewhere in Newark, a Chinese man does a double take into a hotel room. What he THOUGHT he saw, what his brain tries to wrap itself around (probably in some Cantonese dialect), is a sweet-looking, adorable young woman with a gag in her mouth and her hands bound by duct tape. Three men surround her. One of these men brandishes a video camera."

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I didn't write that. It was written by none other than the BGFQ (Best Guy Friend, Q.) And while I will admit that I may be acquainted with some folks who possibly possess minds of a somewhat perverted bent (heh), what you've just read is actually the set-up for a sketch comedy video that The Tenderloins recently shot.

Go watch! Go vote! (The voting deadline for this challenge is February 1 by 3pm ET.) And if you're really in a procrastinating mood, you can check the boys out on MySpace, where you can also check out their blog, and add to the nearly 750K views their videos have gotten.

By the way, this one's called "My Husband, the A-Hole".

And my favorite line: "You want to play knock-knock, who's there... my vagina?"