Yes, and I prefer to eat dessert first as well.
I'm going to start with some of the toey ones.
Trueborn asked...
(By the way, that's a link to Trueborn's second blog, which gives men advice on the ladies. The guy knows what he's talking about.)
Toe curler or sheet grabber? Uh, both. And much more, if you've got the skill to make it happen.
Quiet or loud? Quiet is only desirable when it's for a reason. And even then, whispering makes it better. I rather prefer when the obvious is pointed out: why loud would be a very, very bad idea. If there is no reason that loud would be a bad idea, then I'm all for it. Except leave the banalities at home. "Yeah baby" doesn't work. My words are creative; yours should be, too. Sorry, I'm elitist like that.
Warm or hot? Perhaps I'm not being imaginative enough, but I'm not sure exactly what this is referring to. (Yes, I just ended a sentence with a dangling preposition. Deal with it.) Showers? As hot as possible. Steam rooms? Warm.
Multiple or one for the ages? Why choose when you could have both? How about a strong lead up to one for the ages? And good follow-up for a few small ones later? But if I must choose, then... one for the ages.
The Chronic Curmudgeon asked...
Ginger or Maryann? Neither one of them do much for me. Can I have Kate Beckinsale instead?
What is your favorite male body part? Let me first say that I adore the male body--all of it, every inch of it, every angle of it. That being understood, what really gets me is the pelvic bone. The indentation underneath the obliques but above the pelvic bone...sublime. The way the two diagonal lines lead toward the soft skin below the navel... and down. Purrrrrr.
What is your favorite thing a man can do to you? I'll not pick one particular act here. Any of them could yield sheet-grabbing or yawning. It's all in the implementation. So my favorite thing a man can do to me is to demonstrate such an extraordinary understanding of the female arousal process and of mine in particular that it leads to a whimpering, moaning, screaming, toe-curling, sheet-grabbing one for the ages that nonetheless has me spellbound enough to look him in the eyes when it comes.
Will you answer other questions privately? (grin) Sure. Anything for you, CC. (wicked grin) But you might want to keep a cold glass of water handy. And maybe some ice.
That's it for the first installment of reader questions. Further questions may be left in the comments of everything you've always wanted to know about Jill but were afraid to ask. And since I'm sharing... if any of you care to give these questions a go, my comments are your blank canvas. Go nuts. If you care to answer them on your blog, leave a link in the comments so I can check them out and share your secrets with the world!
Trueborn asked...
(By the way, that's a link to Trueborn's second blog, which gives men advice on the ladies. The guy knows what he's talking about.)
Toe curler or sheet grabber? Uh, both. And much more, if you've got the skill to make it happen.
Quiet or loud? Quiet is only desirable when it's for a reason. And even then, whispering makes it better. I rather prefer when the obvious is pointed out: why loud would be a very, very bad idea. If there is no reason that loud would be a bad idea, then I'm all for it. Except leave the banalities at home. "Yeah baby" doesn't work. My words are creative; yours should be, too. Sorry, I'm elitist like that.
Warm or hot? Perhaps I'm not being imaginative enough, but I'm not sure exactly what this is referring to. (Yes, I just ended a sentence with a dangling preposition. Deal with it.) Showers? As hot as possible. Steam rooms? Warm.
Multiple or one for the ages? Why choose when you could have both? How about a strong lead up to one for the ages? And good follow-up for a few small ones later? But if I must choose, then... one for the ages.
The Chronic Curmudgeon asked...
Ginger or Maryann? Neither one of them do much for me. Can I have Kate Beckinsale instead?
What is your favorite male body part? Let me first say that I adore the male body--all of it, every inch of it, every angle of it. That being understood, what really gets me is the pelvic bone. The indentation underneath the obliques but above the pelvic bone...sublime. The way the two diagonal lines lead toward the soft skin below the navel... and down. Purrrrrr.
What is your favorite thing a man can do to you? I'll not pick one particular act here. Any of them could yield sheet-grabbing or yawning. It's all in the implementation. So my favorite thing a man can do to me is to demonstrate such an extraordinary understanding of the female arousal process and of mine in particular that it leads to a whimpering, moaning, screaming, toe-curling, sheet-grabbing one for the ages that nonetheless has me spellbound enough to look him in the eyes when it comes.
Will you answer other questions privately? (grin) Sure. Anything for you, CC. (wicked grin) But you might want to keep a cold glass of water handy. And maybe some ice.
That's it for the first installment of reader questions. Further questions may be left in the comments of everything you've always wanted to know about Jill but were afraid to ask. And since I'm sharing... if any of you care to give these questions a go, my comments are your blank canvas. Go nuts. If you care to answer them on your blog, leave a link in the comments so I can check them out and share your secrets with the world!
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