Everything you've always wanted to know about Jill, but were afraid to ask.

Ask now.

A Pre-emptive F.A.Q.

Will Jill answer all questions?
She will definitely try. But Jill makes no promises in writing.

Will Jill answer all questions fully and honestly?
Hell no! Are you delusional? She may answer some or all questions fully and/or honestly, but she may also opt for creativity, absurdity, evasiveness, various other abstract nouns, or any combination thereof.

And what, praytell, would that depend on?
Variables include but are not limited to (in no particular order): Jill's mood, the time of day, the level of intimacy of the question, the charm with which the question is asked (or lack thereof), the direction of the wind, the temperature of the ocean, the amount of verbs in Jill's magnetic poetry collection, the amount of ice cream you offer to buy for her.

Wherefore this day?
Because Jill is exhausted, running on caffeine, and in a silly enough mood to think this is a good idea. Also, she is trying to catch up on a few things and to get a few other projects off the ground, and cannot decide what to write about. Rather than focus on one particular mood and actually write and revise a post, she is excited to let The Fabulous Cyberians query her brain.

When and where will the questions be answered?
Likely soon after they are asked; possibly a bit later; quite possibly in a future post. Could be in the comments; perhaps amended to this post; alternatively, in a future post. Also not ruling out within an alternate reality which consists of a "World Without Xavier" in which Jean Grey gets with Wolverine instead of that damn boy scout.

So, unless The Fabulous Cyberians have any questions about the process and/or nature of the questioning... let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.

Whoops. That was Catholic school talking. What Jill meant to type was "let the inquisition begin."

P.S. If you're feelin' toey rather than inquisitive, and you missed yesterday's post, Jill invites you to skip the interview and read hot fudge ain't got nothin' on you instead. Jill's not one for self-back-patting, but she must admit she's rather fond of this one. And she's also very proud of a certain someone, who wrote this deliciously feisty thing.