Thursday, March 23, 2006

Cupcake

Do you ever just want to write something delicious? Something simple and sweet and... perhaps a little naughty? Something, let's say, not on your diet.

Or maybe you don't want to write it. Maybe you want to say it. You want to sit across the table from someone and swirl the frosting on. Sprinkle on some bits of sugar. Watch as the spring-hued sweets fall across the bed of icing, some of them toppling off onto the tablecloth. Then you'd take a step back and store it in your mind--the colors, the textures, the contrasts. Before you moisten the soft pad of your thumb, press it down onto the sprinkles, make them stick. Lift it to your mouth.

What you do next is up to you.

A mental snapshot... a tiny taste... pricelessly delicious teases.
But not a substitute for the whole thing.

Will you answer to "Cupcake"?

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32 Comments:

  • I was in the grocery store Monday, and when I walked past the bakery the smell of fresh baked cupcakes nearly knocked me off my feet. I wanted to eat one right then and there! It was like the last temptation of Chimmy, but somehow I found the resolve to walk away. I don't know if I could do that twice.

    And, I answer to cupcake without the sprinkles. That is true...I work with a girl who calls me cupcake all the time.

    By Blogger Lord Chimmy, At Thu Mar 23, 11:18:00 PM 2006  

  • I had a bag of kettle chips play footsie with me today. There's still time to unwrap them.

    By Blogger The Grunt, At Fri Mar 24, 12:01:00 AM 2006  

  • "A mental snapshot... a tiny taste... pricelessly delicious teases.
    But not a substitute for the whole thing."


    The tantalising taste of sweetness, teasing the lips, temptation tugging at the edge of reason and desire...do you undergo the pleasured agony of denial, knowing that when you finally give in, the taste will be so much the sweeter for the waiting...or do indulge the simple hint of sweetness too much, and the heedy rush of need fills you and you feast, emptying your cravings and filling the void with sugared candy and frosting held high on the softest of sponge touch.

    ...Jill your not really talking about "Cupcakes" are you?

    By Blogger Indiana, At Fri Mar 24, 01:17:00 AM 2006  

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    By Blogger ChickyBabe, At Fri Mar 24, 01:18:00 AM 2006  

  • I won't answer to "Cupcake", but I'll answer to a sticky date pudding. With it warm and soft texture, covered in the gooey sweetness of caramel that often drips and leaves you licking that little spot by your lips. Mmm...

    By Blogger ChickyBabe, At Fri Mar 24, 01:24:00 AM 2006  

  • Next move with glob of icing on my finger? Lovingly touch partner-in-crime's nose.

    In the next few minutes, the majority of the icing may end up in our hair, on our clothes...

    May get around to actually eating them when the poor, former, masterpieces are all but recognizable.

    By Blogger Janet, At Fri Mar 24, 01:45:00 AM 2006  

  • I need a cold shower after reading Janet and Chicky's comments.

    By Blogger Egan, At Fri Mar 24, 02:06:00 AM 2006  

  • Yes...and sometimes, I want to write something which is completely the opposite of delicious. Acidic, bitter, cringe-inducing...and leaves a bad feeling in your stomach.

    Um...wow. Crabby much today?!

    By Anonymous sandra, At Fri Mar 24, 02:19:00 AM 2006  

  • I know what you mean, but I can't get a girl to respond when I call her "sweaty vagina." And thank you, but the strippers of Vegas already reminded me just how badly I need to get laid.

    By Blogger Claven, At Fri Mar 24, 04:01:00 AM 2006  

  • Jill, darling, for frosting and an extra $5, you can call me anything you want. I may be cheap, but I'm easy, too. Especially if there's frosting involved.

    By Anonymous Network Geek, At Fri Mar 24, 07:31:00 AM 2006  

  • seeing as how i'm going to soon be sitting across that table from you, what i answer to will have to remain secret. (thank god i'll be chaperoned)

    i'm pretty sure it's not cupcake, though...

    By Blogger ducklet, At Fri Mar 24, 09:39:00 AM 2006  

  • See your email. :)

    By Blogger Kendra, At Fri Mar 24, 12:02:00 PM 2006  

  • I'll answer to many things, under the right conditions.

    By Blogger -J, At Fri Mar 24, 01:51:00 PM 2006  

  • Sure, Cupcake

    By Blogger Momentary Academic, At Fri Mar 24, 02:59:00 PM 2006  

  • I could do cupcake, or brownie. Now I am hungry...

    By Blogger Cheryl, At Fri Mar 24, 04:25:00 PM 2006  

  • Sorry, folks. I've been running around all day. I hope you all helped yourselves to some cupcakes while I was out.

    Lord Chimmy, it is so difficult to walk away from fresh baked goods.

    I hope you and your kettle chips had a very satisfying evening together, Grunt.

    Oh, Indiana, I think you know *exactly* what I'm talking about.

    CB, I too will answer to sticky date pudding. There's not much I wouldn't do for sticky date pudding.

    Janet: I like the way you think, girl!

    We girls aim to please, Egan.

    That's ok, Sandra. We can't be frosting and sprinkles all the time.

    Wow, Claven, that's... uh... you've already been informed that you--right, yeah... um... yeah...

    Extra $5, Geek? I'm not a woman who needs to pay for this sort of thing!

    With or without a chaperone, Brando (I first accidentally typed Grando...will you answer to that?), I will figure out what you answer to. One word at a time.

    Hmmm... Kendra, hon, did I miss something?

    I can imagine what those conditions are, -J. ;)

    Hey there, Cupcake!

    And helllllooooo Brownie...

    By Blogger Jill, At Fri Mar 24, 09:35:00 PM 2006  

  • I've always admired your imagination, Jill. :-)

    By Blogger -J, At Fri Mar 24, 10:41:00 PM 2006  

  • Of course I'll answer to Cupcake...

    I'll even treat you to one if you meet me for a cup o' Joe sometime.

    By Blogger cupcakegrrl, At Fri Mar 24, 11:18:00 PM 2006  

  • Magnolia?

    By Blogger Jill, At Fri Mar 24, 11:42:00 PM 2006  

  • Long time no comment, Jill.

    By Blogger Thomas, At Fri Mar 24, 11:46:00 PM 2006  

  • Hi Thomas. I've commented at your blog! Where have you been? Moving, studying, testing, job-hunting...? ;)

    By Blogger Jill, At Sat Mar 25, 12:06:00 AM 2006  

  • Yeah, see, where I come unstuck is that I don't actually want to write it, or say it, just eat it...

    By Blogger anaglyph, At Sat Mar 25, 02:03:00 AM 2006  

  • No, Jill, I suppose you're not. Luckily, I'm used to not getting paid and answer to just about anything if the girl has frosting. That's why my butt is so wide and I've had to start exercising. Encroaching middle-age is hell.

    By Anonymous Network Geek, At Sat Mar 25, 07:26:00 AM 2006  

  • Hmmm. I might. Although I tend to believe answering to "loaded baked potato" would be more honest.

    By Anonymous Jennifer, At Sat Mar 25, 10:33:00 AM 2006  

  • I have no problem with you calling me cupcake.

    By Blogger Brookelina, At Sat Mar 25, 09:41:00 PM 2006  

  • Umm, let's see... answer to "cupcake"... Well, "cupcake" I think you have some hidden issues that really need to be explored. That, and depending on your sugar-coated flavor, I'd like to make my way to your soft spongy interior. How's that for profound introspection?

    By Blogger GC PHILO, At Sun Mar 26, 08:09:00 PM 2006  

  • Eating too many cupcakes can be a dangerous thing, Anaglyph.

    Hey, Geek. Don't blame it on middle age. Just jog. And smile. You've got that fabulous new iPod now. Put it to good use.

    A loaded baked potato sounds divine, Jennifer. Cheddar cheese, bacon, and sour cream on mine, ok? Thanks.

    Glad you see it my way, Cupcake.

    Profound, GC Philo? Sounds kind of naughty to me. ;)

    By Blogger Jill, At Sun Mar 26, 08:52:00 PM 2006  

  • Now she tels me.

    By Anonymous anaglyph, At Mon Mar 27, 04:04:00 AM 2006  

  • whoops. sorry.

    By Blogger Jill, At Mon Mar 27, 01:17:00 PM 2006  

  • i routinely answer to cupcake. but i'm fairly certain i'm not who you're talking about.

    By Blogger kat, At Tue Mar 28, 09:02:00 PM 2006  

  • I'm not into pet names like cupcake, but I would be into spreading some icing and sprinkles on a great female body. Yum!

    By Blogger DIAMONDKT, At Tue Mar 28, 10:46:00 PM 2006  

  • Kat: I love the fact that you have it on your cell phone.

    Diamondkt: Gosh, that sounds like a brilliant idea!

    By Blogger Jill, At Wed Mar 29, 12:11:00 AM 2006  

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